I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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