the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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