haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize