this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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