walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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