all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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