Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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