New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Randomize
