the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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