I wanna passion pit in your ass
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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