My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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