All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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