So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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