I heard we made out
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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