FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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