Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
