He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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