she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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