hell yes lets make some ravioli
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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