I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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