I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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