from now on my penis is your penis
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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