Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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