Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
bring money and cleavage
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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