tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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