Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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