This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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