How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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