I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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