Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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