SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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