Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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