Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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