So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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