they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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