is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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