3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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