i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
cat food counts as protein by the way
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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