No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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