did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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