I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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