Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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