I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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