did you get engaged???
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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