We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize