You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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