I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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