Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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