what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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