We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
so much tequila, so little girl.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
