So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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