Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You don't make any sense
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