was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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