Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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