Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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