Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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