mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
