OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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