I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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